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Hi there, I'm Toshimitsu from 10 days before.
I can't do it.
It's kind of gross.
Shall we do it again?
No, I can't be satisfied with it.
One more time, please.
Hi there, I'm Toshimitsu from 10 days before.
I'm Shibayu.
Stop it.
What's up with you?
Why?
I'm sorry, but it's hard to do it in the flow.
Toshimitsu is the last one.
What's up with you?
I'm sure you'll get it right.
You guessed "secret 2" right.
Thank you.
Let me do it.
"secret" is me.
"secret" and "secret 2" will be done by Toshimitsu.
I'm not used to it.
By the way, I don't know anything about "secret 2".
So you and I will be watching "anime" together.
I didn't watch "secret 2" that I edited.
We're going to watch it now.
Shall we get started?
Let's do it.
I'm interested in it now.
Let's do it.
First of all, thank you for coming.
Thank you.
Congratulations.
Thank you for coming.
I'm sorry for saying it in kanji.
You should have said it in Japanese.
I'm sorry for saying it in kanji.
But we had a chance to talk.
That's the main thing.
I think we could do it.
What do you think?
It hasn't started yet, but I think we could do it.
I'm sure you had fun.
Thank you for your hard work.
Anyway, I want to watch the video, so let's watch it.
Is it weird?
I'm not trying to fight.
Let's watch the video.
You're going to do it.
I said "one" too.
Shall we do it differently?
Yes, please.
Let's watch the secret video.
Two!
It's hard to hit you.
Hello, everyone.
Starting tomorrow, consumption tax will...
increase from 5% to 8%.
So, today, we have...
Professor Zei Shohizawa of...
Zosei University of Japan, starting tomorrow.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
The consumption tax will increase starting tomorrow, but...
what kind of burden will it be for the people?
Yes, today...
in order to make it easier to understand...
how big of a burden it will be for the people...
we have prepared a boiling water over there.
Oh, boiling water!
That's right.
Professor Zei Shohizawa of...
Zosei University of Japan, starting now...
will go into the boiling water...
and see how big of a burden...
it will be for the people.
I see. I understand.
Then, let's go.
Yes.
Then, let's go into the boiling water...
and see how big of a burden it will be for the people starting tomorrow.
Please do.
Yes.
Then, I'll go.
Oh!
Ah, I see.
Isn't this a big burden?
Could it be that...
compared to the previous...
boiling water video...
the temperature has risen about 8%?
I understand well.
Today, the water's temperature is 54 degrees Celsius.
This is a burden for the people starting tomorrow...
or rather...
will it be okay?
Ah!
Won't the people sink?
I'd like to go right away.
I'll go.
Starting tomorrow, I'll aim for Japan.
I'll go!
Ah!
Ah! It's hot!
Ah!
People of Japan, please wait!
It's hot!
No... please wait.
This is really...
starting tomorrow...
I can imagine what life will be like.
Growth is for the people!
Let's do our best!
Let's do our best together, people of Japan!
Ah!
It's hot! It's hot! It's hot!
It's hot!
Let's do our best, Japan!
Eh?
Eh? Is it over?
It's over.
Eh?
To put it simply...
It's over.
Is this okay?
That's how it is!
What?
This is...
Today...
Today... or rather...
We didn't edit this video until today, when we prepared for it.
When we filmed it, we knew it was a mistake.
Because it's April Fool's Day, our reactions are usually like...
April Fools' Day is boring!
It's April Fools' Day!
Was it like this?
It was like this.
I don't know how I'm going to react right now, but...
I feel like you're a different person.
My reaction is...
That hurts.
See?
That hurt!
So, what did you think of "Secret Lover 2"?
For me, "Show His Azalea" was the most interesting.
That's not true.
"Show His Azalea" was...
It's a little unfair.
It's unfair, isn't it?
Japan is going to be Zoufei University from tomorrow.
I love that kind of thing.
It's April!
It's going to be March 32nd from tomorrow!
I didn't understand it at all.
It's painful!
There's no member in Tokyo who doesn't look in the mirror like that.
"Secret Lover" is good.
Let's do it like we don't usually do it.
It's dangerous, isn't it?
Well, it's been censored.
Probably.
It's pretty suspicious.
You're told you have to make a clean video, but you don't say "Zoufei"...
That's my line!
Yeah, it's your line.
I didn't say "Zoufei", I said "Zoufei".
Yeah, that's your line.
His face...
His face is always a little weird.
You're really good at this, Shibayu.
You're the best at this, Zawa-kun.
I'm good at this.
You're the best out of all of us.
I'm good at this.
Well, for now, Zawa-kun is in first and second place.
Me and Zawa-kun...
No way...
We filmed "one" and "two" on the same day.
And...
"three" was also...
Was it bad?
Wasn't it funny?
Did you use up all of the clips you filmed that day?
No, it's different.
On that day...
I think I filmed...
"matches of facial hair".
That was pretty funny for me at first.
Did we make you feel better?
We made you feel like, "If we film this, it'll get more and more interesting", so we shouldn't have done that, right?
What do you think, everyone?
Us, April.
Right?
I'm a little sleepy.
Are you trying to use that as you're talking?
I don't know which one is which!
I was trying to use it as I was talking.
Oh, really?
Toshimitsu, you were fine in front of the camera, but you were trying to use it as you were talking.
I was trying to use it as I was talking, but you were trying to use it as you were talking.
What you just saw is Zawa's house, his room, and the miso soup bath is Zawa's, Motokano's, and Paipan's house.
Paipan is like "pan, pan".
Don't make fun of me.
"Paipan".
Okay, Mr. Director, please wrap it up.
Anyway, that was our "secret" video.
I hope you enjoyed it.
At first, we thought it was a "secret" video.
Well, it's just a "secret" video.
We were able to have a valuable experience of sharing "secrets" with you.
That's right.
There are times like this in videos.
There are times like this!
Okay, let's wrap it up.
I'll wrap up "two".
Okay, please do.
Again, for you...
Did we wrap it up?
Yes, we did.
Oh, okay.